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Square Root of 5

Why, oh why, did I ever leave Wyoming? | Why, oh why, did I ever have to go? | Why, oh why, did I ever leave
Wyoming? | Cause there's a sheriff back there, | Lookin' for me high and low, | And high and low.

A lot of things interest me. Some of it may end up here. I intend to use materials only under fair use provisions
of US copyright law. If you own the copyright for anything posted and want me to remove it, tell me.


Been with your husband or wife or significant other so long now

Wednesday, February 5, 2014
that it's difficult to think of gifts to give each other on special occasions? I have some suggestions, appropriate for people our age:
  • A new toilet. Four inches higher than a standard toilet. That's what Melba and I gave each other for our 53rd anniversary of the day we met -- just yesterday.
  • Biotene mouth rinse. Taking our daily meds causes dry mouths, which can can contribute to losing teeth. Biotene is the best I've found for dealing with dry mouth. Also comes in toothpaste and -- well, something else. Started using it several years ago -- earlier than 2008 for sure. Long before I ever saw it advertised. It's not for bad breath. Remember the Scope commercial where the guy says, "Boss, I gotta tell you. You have bad breath." Or approximately that. I actually said that to my boss -- he didn't have bad breath at all. I was kidding him. He hadn't seen the commercial, so I sorta felt like an fool after I did it. So what's new?
  • Toys for boys|girls. I gifted myself with a new laptop just yesterday. After I picked it out, the sales guy said, "It will really scream." Did I need a new laptop? Of course not. Do we need super-chargers for our cars? Of course not. We don't need the power, but we want the power. No matter how old we are. Girls? How about a Monster High doll or a jump rope? What the heck. I'm not a girl; what do I know?
Any suggestions for me? Other than, "Shove it, Mike," that is.
 
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Took a pizza back to Sam's Club Monday to get my money back. I had managed to leave it in my oven for five hours Saturday night. Told the woman at the return desk that it was "defective." When I turned the box over so she could see what I was bringing back, she said something like, "Really? Are you serious?" I told her no, of course not, that I was just kidding. Know what she said then? . . .
No, not "Shove it." She said, "Do you have a receipt? Maybe we could replace it." Yeah, that's really what she said. Sam's and WalMart may not have very good customer service, but they're the best I've found when it comes to returns. When I go to either store, it's often just to have a place to walk inside in cold weather. In the middle of the night at WalMart. Nobody there except me, people stocking shelves, and one cashier. I rush through to keep from being gone from home too long. Pick up lots of things I think I might find useful, without giving the purchases much thought. Speed is of the essence. When I get home, I either find that I already have one (or more) or decide, say, "No, using a derm-abrasion product on Melba wouldn't be such a hot idea." We older folks are literally thin-skinned. As many skin cells as ever. They just don't hold moisture -- or whatever it is that "fluffs" them.
When was the last time you drove over 100 miles an hour? For me it was September. The Volkswagen Passat I rented had a speedometer that went up to 160 mph. I told Evan, the rental guy, "When I get back, I'll tell you if it will really go 160." Wasn't at all surprised when it didn't. It topped out at 115 mph. You don't really need a key to get into the trunk from the back seat either. Just push on the plastic in front of the slot and the chamber will pop open. Learned that after waiting six hours at my cousin's in Dallas for the right locksmith|tow truck to be sent to get to keys locked in the trunk. And after belatedly being told that the car had to be towed to a dealership to get the trunk open. Nope.
 
Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. Remember the song? Not having much fun? Make your own fun while you still can. Soon enough you won't be able to, no matter what. When I mentioned the name of one of the girls in our class, one of the boys said he had dated her. "Really? I didn't know that. When?" "Recently." "How recently"? "Oh, maybe ten months ago. . . . Well, we didn't really date each other, but we kept running into each other and. . . ." Being a bit skeptical about that, I asked the girl. She had all but forgotten about them dating. Ever. So, make up your own memories. I've found that I remember a lot of things that no one else remembers. Did I really remember? Or did I make something up without knowing that's what I was doing? Could be. Mark Twain: Hurry up and come to visit me before we get too old to hear each other swear. Machiavellean's Variation: Hurry up and come to visit me before we get too old to hear each other swear. -- Mark Twain aka. . .
 
Did you know that one National Debt Clock shows the national debt clock at >$17,987 billion? It's later than you think.
 
 
 



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Did obama say on September 12, 2012, that the Benghazi attack was terrorism?

Wednesday, December 25, 2013





The White House

Office of the Press Secretary
 For Immediate Release
 September 12, 2012
Remarks by the President on the Deaths of U.S. Embassy Staff in Libya

Rose Garden

10:43 A.M. EDT

THE PRESIDENT:  Good morning.  Every day, all across the world, American diplomats and civilians work tirelessly to advance the interests and values of our nation.  Often, they are away from their families.  Sometimes, they brave great danger.

Yesterday, four of these extraordinary Americans were killed in an attack on our diplomatic post in Benghazi.  Among those killed was our Ambassador, Chris Stevens, as well as Foreign Service Officer Sean Smith.  We are still notifying the families of the others who were killed.  And today, the American people stand united in holding the families of the four Americans in our thoughts and in our prayers.

The United States condemns in the strongest terms this outrageous and shocking attack.  We're working with the government of Libya to secure our diplomats.  I've also directed my administration to increase our security at diplomatic posts around the world.  And make no mistake, we will work with the Libyan government to bring to justice the killers who attacked our people.

Since our founding, the United States has been a nation that respects all faiths.  We reject all efforts to denigrate the religious beliefs of others.  But there is absolutely no justification to this type of senseless violence.  None.  The world must stand together to unequivocally reject these brutal acts.

Already, many Libyans have joined us in doing so, and this attack will not break the bonds between the United States and Libya.  Libyan security personnel fought back against the attackers alongside Americans.  Libyans helped some of our diplomats find safety, and they carried Ambassador Stevens’s body to the hospital, where we tragically learned that he had died.

It's especially tragic that Chris Stevens died in Benghazi because it is a city that he helped to save.  At the height of the Libyan revolution, Chris led our diplomatic post in Benghazi.  With characteristic skill, courage, and resolve, he built partnerships with Libyan revolutionaries, and helped them as they planned to build a new Libya.  When the Qaddafi regime came to an end, Chris was there to serve as our ambassador to the new Libya, and he worked tirelessly to support this young democracy, and I think both Secretary Clinton and I relied deeply on his knowledge of the situation on the ground there.  He was a role model to all who worked with him and to the young diplomats who aspire to walk in his footsteps.

Along with his colleagues, Chris died in a country that is still striving to emerge from the recent experience of war. Today, the loss of these four Americans is fresh, but our memories of them linger on.  I have no doubt that their legacy will live on through the work that they did far from our shores and in the hearts of those who love them back home.

Of course, yesterday was already a painful day for our nation as we marked the solemn memory of the 9/11 attacks.  We mourned with the families who were lost on that day.  I visited the graves of troops who made the ultimate sacrifice in Iraq and Afghanistan at the hallowed grounds of Arlington Cemetery, and had the opportunity to say thank you and visit some of our wounded warriors at Walter Reed.  And then last night, we learned the news of this attack in Benghazi.

As Americans, let us never, ever forget that our freedom is only sustained because there are people who are willing to fight for it, to stand up for it, and in some cases, lay down their lives for it.  Our country is only as strong as the character of our people and the service of those both civilian and military who represent us around the globe.

No acts of terror will ever shake the resolve of this great nation, alter that character, or eclipse the light of the values that we stand for.  Today we mourn four more Americans who represent the very best of the United States of America.  We will not waver in our commitment to see that justice is done for this terrible act.  And make no mistake, justice will be done.

But we also know that the lives these Americans led stand in stark contrast to those of their attackers.  These four Americans stood up for freedom and human dignity.  They should give every American great pride in the country that they served, and the hope that our flag represents to people around the globe who also yearn to live in freedom and with dignity.

We grieve with their families, but let us carry on their memory, and let us continue their work of seeking a stronger America and a better world for all of our children.

Thank you.  May God bless the memory of those we lost and may God bless the United States of America.

END
 10:48 A.M. EDT






To Bobby Kahn, Georgia Democrat Party Chairman: On Being Indpendent

Thursday, October 24, 2013
 

"I advocated his appointment," Kahn said of [Senator Zell] Miller. "He said he would be independent and he was for a while, but he hasn't been lately. He's been in lockstep with the Republicans and I don't know what's happened to him. It's really kind of sad."

Copyright © 2004, The Associated Press

To me, a Democrat Senator's refusing to toe the Democrat party line would seem to be the epitome of independence.

Unfortunately, Senator Miller failed to show such independence when he voted "not guilty" along with all other Democrat Senators in the impeachment trial of Bill Clinton. Not one single Democrat voted "guilty" even though many of them had to believe that President Clinton had twice committed perjury. First in his sworn Paula Jones deposition and then again in his sworn grand jury testimony. ("Testimony" — isn't that rooted in holding your testicles and promising to tell the truth? Signifying originally, "May you castrate me if I fail to tell the truth.")

Democrat Senators of the 106th Congress contributed appreciably to the breakdown of our traditional value of truth when they voted the party line, when they voted their politics rather than their principles. Or, did those Senators vote their principles — were their principles that character and sworn oaths don't matter? They've given me very little reason before or after the impeachment trial to think otherwise, to imagine that they give the least little damn for the truth or for abiding by sworn oaths.

Winning — that's what politics is all about, isn't it? Trials, too. The end justifies the means. Especially for liberals, liberals being more experienced than conservatives and more comfortable than conservatives with moral relativism. Liberals are experts at relativism, aren't they? But of course they are also the ones who are always right, too. So, dishonesty and lying are no big deal to them. Or to lawyers? Always the crème de la crème in any situation of this sort.

Do whatever it takes. Win the vote. At any cost. Win the election. Win the trial. Stay in power, regain power. Like a used car salesman's mantra: Make the sale, make the sale, make the sale. The difference: a used car salesman has the balls to tell you in writing that you can't rely on anything he says, that you can't rely on anything he doesn't put in writing. With President Clinton we couldn't even rely on the sworn deposition he put in writing.

Perhaps the Democrat Senators didn't expect Bill Clinton to keep the promise he made to Hillary Rodham when he married her. Perhaps they didn't expect him to uphold the oath he swore when he ascended to our highest office: "I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." Perhaps they didn't expect him to abide by the oaths he took when he raised his right hand and swore to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

Perhaps they didn't expect the truth, but I did. He was the President of the United States, after all. What was the deal? King's X? Particularly on "so help me God" — because the word "God" shouldn't have been part of the oath, anyway? When will the secularists and their legislative and judicial accomplices and enablers get around to tackling that wording?

I don't really expect all that much truth from politicians. I'm not that naive. However, I am sufficiently naive and old-fashioned enough that I do expect a President of the United States to uphold oaths sworn before me, God or no God. He should either uphold them or expect to suffer serious consequences when he doesn't. A President should be made to expect political castration by being impeached and convicted if he lies under oath. And to be ejected from office in the next election when he otherwise lies.

Perjury strikes at one of the foundations of our legal system: that the truth must be told under oath. To excuse such lying as just another indiscretion or to punish it mildly not only mocks our system, it also maligns the memory of our forefathers. To claim that such a criminal act is not a high Crime or Misdemeanor is revisionist history.

Can there really be any doubt that the framers of the Constitution would have considered Perjury to be a high Crime or Misdemeanor? Answer that question with me, with confidence and without hesitation, "No. Perjury — 'the deliberate, willful giving of false, misleading, or incomplete testimony under oath' — is a very serious crime." It is surely on a par with Bribery, even if it's not on a par with Treason.

No doubt, had the tables been turned, those Democrat Senators would have voted to impeach a Republican President. If such relativism doesn't give off the foul odor of dishonesty, what does?

What's that he said? "I did it just because I could. The Devil made me do it. So you should excuse me and let me off with mild or no punishment." What am I to conclude then — that Democrats believe in the Devil, but not in God? That should prove interesting.

"It's really kind of sad"? I'll tell you what's really kind of sad, Bobby me boy. Your continuing and thinly veiled hints that Senator Miller is getting old and senile. Did you think no one would notice? I did. Remember when you said in February that "It's a sad thing to watch"? I do. Shame on you. I'll tell you what else is kind of sad, too, a grown man who continues to use a boy's nickname.

All my best,

Erle W Machiavellean

PS. My use of Democrat rather than Democratic is intentional.

Won't need to go to Oklahoma City to check out Feed the Children (FTC).

Monday, December 3, 2007
This is just a sample of the sort of thing you find on the internet if you Google <"Feed the Children">:
American Institute of Philanthrophy | Summer 1999 Watchdog Report


Steve Highfill, who was recently replaced as director of the Nashville center, one of FTC's two U.S. distribution centers, told WTVF: "If they're taking stuff home and giving their little brother a pair of shoes or some food, I don't have much to say about that. If that's wrong, fine. I don't think so and I don't think people are going to think so." Larry Jones, founder and president of Feed the Children, responded later at a press conference by saying: "Donated items are not perks for employees. The executive director was not acting with my authority or approval with the decisions that he made regarding the employees taking donated items, and he was not acting in conformance with company policy."

"No one has to tell you when it's right" apparently doesn't fit Mr. Highfill in its turned-around form.

Or Monty Rainwater either. After forging an Arthur Andersen name on three audit reports, at least two of which were accepted by FTC's board of directors, Rainwater (a previous CFO for FTC in the 1990s) was fined $30,000 by the Oklahoma Accountancy Board. He also lost his CPA Cerfificate -- gee, what a surprise.

Then there's the matter of the small percentage of the cash taken in that reaches those in need. FTC is not very good about divulging financial information, but the best I've been able to find for reaching the target audience is less than 15%. The rest goes to fundraising activities (tv advertising, direct mail, etc.) and running the organization -- payroll, etc.

The words "disreputable charity" and "Feed the Children" seem to go hand-in-hand. Note: That's not to say that its founder, Larry Jones, is getting rich. Absent reliable or even visible financial information, that's hard to say. Still, part of his empire is a for-profit trucking business run in conjunction with FTC. The reason given for that: Someone at FTC thought it would be a good idea to be able to load trucks on return trips after delivering FTC's largesse. Not necessarily dishonest, but setting up a for-profit business under your charity umbrella is not the sort of thing that enhances your reputation for altruism.

If I ever find myself in Oklahoma City with time on my hands, I might go to the Oklahoma County courthouse and see if I can track down any property in Mr. Jones's or his wife's or daughter's name. A Nichol Hills home address would be a sure sign they're living very well. I wouldn't even need to do a drive-by. . . .

I just went downstairs to check on Mandy and tell her what I've been looking into and what I found out. She thinks a second Jones daughter and her husband worked for us when we were losing our investment in a bar and grill. Supposedly, Jones wanted her to be part of his organization, but it didn't work out. They didn't pan out for us either. (For your information, I always took anything anyone told me at the bar with a barrel of salt.)

OK, back to work.

Regards,

"Irwin"

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Sunday, December 2, 2007
Woke up in the middle of the night all stuffed up and found the always pleasant surprise of a note from you.

There was problem with the previous hyperlink because I had updated with a newer post, changing the web page address. I've re-entered the post to make a working hyperlink that looks like the original one: Homophones and near-homophones. The table format I've used for the homophones list works out very well for making updates, since I'm using a spreadsheet to keep the words sortable. The table looks a lot like the ones I sent to you before, except that I've used a "script" that makes the web page much, much shorter.

Here's a clickable hyperlink to get you to the Square Root of 5 web page: http://2236067977.blogspot.com/. (From memory, thinking mostly in terms of telephone numbers, which I remember easily: 2.23606 7977 4997 896 9640 917 366 8731 to a few more decimal places, thanks to one Johannes Karlsson). If you send an email to ideoskeptic.x@blogger.com, the subject of your email becomes the title of a post and the body of the email becomes the body of the post.

"Xxxxxxx" is now in my file of words to be added to the pd -- waiting for a more suitable time of day to come up with something . . . suitable. Same with the 30,000 grains of rice.

Since I now have access to and know how to update (limited to text, cascading style sheets, HTML, and images -- the programming code is much more than I want to take on) the pd website -- are there any sites you have that you want me to link to on the home page? FreeRice may deserve more attention than it would get being listed as one small part of a string of sites as has been done previously on the home page. Several other "good works" sites could be added as well.

If I'm right about my speculation (>99.44% sure, I am, I am) about what's causing the extra load on the mediatemple server, we'll want to keep plenty of links on the home page that take miscreants to other sites -- a few "enemy sites" might be good candidates for "invisible links" that get found only by software, but not by live visitors. Now that I think about it, I can set up some NotLong hyperlinks that will enable me to do two things easily: get a count of the number of times a link is hit, and change the target site without having to do anything at pseudodictionary.com.

And, now that I've thought about it a little bit more, I know how to come up with the infinite loops and tons and tons of links. I had been trying to think of what target sites I could use to do that without over-burdening one of the limited bandwidth free sites I've set up, but there's an obvious answer: Link to Blogger web pages. Microsoft can handle any load easily. I'll just have to make sure I don't allow comments. I may want to make the pd forum just a little bit trickier to get to as well. I deleted over 300 spam registrations yesterday. It took only about 10 to 15 minutes, but it's still a pain in the ass.

I'm still stuffed up, so I'll perk myself up for another half-hour or so by brushing my teeth; gargling some anti-cavity fluoride rinse; and rubbing a washcloth loaded with astringent skin cleanser about my bald pate, ears, face, and neck. It won't keep me awake nearly as long as a shower would at this point, but it will be refreshing enough for me to create some not-so-short NotLong hyperlinks: http://www.x.notlong.com & http://www.xx.notlong.com & http://www.xxx.notlong.com. (If you cut and paste those into your browser address bar, the http:// is not needed.) I'll set those up as "pseudo-Easter-Eggs," blind hyperlinks for you to click on once in a while to see what I've found interesting and want to pass along to you.

Back to bed before morning gets here. I'll take another look at this before I send it. There's always another tweak to make. And, Marty, I hope there's another birthday for you to celebrate for many, many years to come. . . .

Got sidetracked by a cleanup project for much of the day, but I turned up a site that claims to have obtained information from FreeRice.com, from kids apparently testing their vocabularies:


All numbers based on long grain white rice

Numbers should be considered approximate, not actual, as size of grains and other factors may vary.

The Numbers:

1 lb of rice = 29,000 grains
1 lb rice = 4 cups
29,000/4 = 7250
¼ cup = 7250/4 = 1812.50

An actual count of the number of rice grains in ¼ cup was around 2,000

According to the Totals page on the Free Rice website, the program started on October 7, 2007, and donations of rice grains through October 22 have totaled 164,650,960.

If we divide the number of grains by the number of grains in a pound, we get the number of pounds of rice donated to date.

164,650,960/29,000= 567.79 lbs of rice donated so far [[October 7 through October 22]]


Haven't confirmed yet that the donations are legitimate, but I'll bet they are -- it's been pretty good advertising so far and really pretty cheap. According to FreeRice, the total donated as of day's end yesterday: 5,541,225,910 grains = ~200,000 pounds. Of that total, over 100,000 pounds has been donated in the last two weeks, over 200,000,000 grains per day.

FreeRice.com sounds like a worthwhile site to promote, even if it may not end up feeding huddled masses. We can hope that hungry children are the principal beneficiaries of FreeRice.com -- it may be time for me to check out the legitimacy of the "Feed the Children" organization based in Oklahoma City. Might make a nice day trip sometime, with OKC being only about 100 miles away.

My recollection is that ~2000 calories is considered to be the caloric intake needed to maintain weight for the elusive average American adult, but the body weight of a "needy person" is likely to be considerably less than that of the average American. (Not necessarily, though, since there are a lot of fat poor people [not quite the same sense as poor fat people, is it?] in the United States because of a correspondingly poor diet.) I'll use 1200 to 1500 calories as a target intake, unless I find better information to use.

From what I've run across, a pound of rice provides anywhere from ~1600 to ~2200 calories. Using 1500 as the target caloric intake each day, you provided ~15 days of food for one person at 2200 calories/pound of rice, and ~11 days at 1600 calories/pound. Using 1200 calories/day intake, you provided ~19 days on the high end and ~14 on the low end.

You had a good time, feel good about yourself, and no one had to push you into making a donation. I think it's a great marketing idea. Unless I find something objectionable later, we'll give FreeRice a boost. Why don't you post something to the forum, and I'll gen up something for In The News on the home page. I'll try to make it an attention grabber, not with words but with flash. I'll wait for your post to the forum so I can link to it from In the News.

When I recover a bit more from my excess physical activity, I'll give FreeRice a go. Sounds like a lot of people are enjoying it.

Regards,

"Irwin"

Source: Thai Food Composition Table (1999), Institute of Nutrition, Mahidol University:
Nutritional Information

Rice is an extremely healthy food for a number of reasons. Rice is a complex carbohydrate, which means that it contains starch and fiber.

Complex carbohydrates are digested slowly, allowing the body to utilize the energy released over a longer period which is nutritionally efficient.

Rice has low sodium content and contains useful quantities of potassium, the B vitamins, thiamin and niacin. An average portion of rice (50g) provide about 11% of the estimated average daily requirement of protein. One portion also has only 245 kcal. Those looking to reduce their fat and cholesterol intakes can turn to rice because it contain only a trace of fat and no cholesterol. Rice is also gluten free, so suitable for coeliacs, and it is easlily digested, and therefore a wonderful food for the very young and the elderly.

Rice is suitable for vegetarians and vegans, with brown rice in particular complementing vegetarian and vegan dishes.

Calories in White Rice Calories and Nutrition Facts


The complete milling and polishing that converts brown rice into white rice destroys 67% of the vitamin B3, 80% of the vitamin B1, 90% of thevitamin B6, half of the manganese, half of the phosphorus, 60% of the iron, and all of the dietary fiber and essential fatty acids.


November 21st, 2007 locilocisu

So I happen to come across this website, FreeRice.com. Reading through the FAQ and the many blog posts on this website [convinced] me that this website is nothing but an honest-to-goodness full fledge charity site, until I came across . . . this article, which might have a good point. After some further work and googling around, I present my findings. WFP, [t]he official receiver of the freerice.com fund has this to report. Stating that John Breen, founder of freerice.com has donated US$100,000

With almost 200 million grains being donated per day, the site's creator, John Breen has already handed a US$100,000 cheque to the Agency, which will help provide food rations for 26,000 Burmese refugees sheltering in Bangladesh.

And as of November 20th, FreeRice.com states that it has collected 3,059,177,080 grains of rice. There are approximately 50,000 grains of rice to a kilo, thus FreeRice should donate approximately 60 tonnes of rice. And let us assume that the price of rice is $190 per tonne (based on this website), thus 60 tonnes of rice would cost $11,400. John Breen has donated $100,000 which is significantly above $11,400, I would conclude that this person, although he "might" gain . . . some profit from his website . . . is truly generous.



----- Original Message -----
Sent: Sunday, December 02, 2007 12:55 AM
Subject: Re: Adventures in Oklahoma

This email and the copies of those sent to Paul tells me that you've had a lot of challenges to be "amused" about. But I can picture you humming contentedly away as you rev your mind up to warp speed to address them. (Hey -- that mental image just now caused to pop up. . . .)

Thanks for the homophone link, but when I click on it, the blog message is "site not found." Guess you'll have to send me the secret password as well.
My diversions haven't been as challenging. Watching college football games is a mindless enterprise and always rooting for the underdog makes for a simple approach to maintaining interest.

I did find a website that's been pleasurable. FreeRice.com is a vocabulary game that claims to earn 20 - 100 grains of rice for every word meaning you identify correctly. Supposedly, the rice is then collectively shipped to needy people throughout the world. It's a great test for vocabulary -- if the rice part is real, you can feel that your efforts are adding something concretely beneficial as well. I spent the good part of one evening committed to earning 30,000 grains. However, I must turn to your left-brained skills to determine whether that quantity was sufficient for a family's weekly needs or merely a few meals for one. How many grains of rice in an pound? If you decide to check out its authenticity, and find it truly a good cause, do you think the pd could promote the link on our site? We'd be helping our members expand their vocabulary and fighting world hunger as well. (Sounds too good to be true?)

Work at the office is now in overdrive with the year end barreling at us. Have gotten into a bit of a fog with the additional music and lyrics of the play and have set them aside for a sunnier day.

The summer property work is almost shut down as the cold sets in (the contractor will at least attempt to get the concrete footers poured, hopefully this week). Am settling into the traditional malaise as the busy holidays approach, the most upsetting aspect is the awareness of another birthday coming up in a few months and noting that not much has been accomplished, except the too rapid passage of time, since the last one. But I am thankful for all that I do have -- a loving family, good friends, passably good health, most of my teeth, enough hair to comb, a discerning (albeit somewhat too aggressive) appetite and a cranky but effective ability to laugh at myself and the situation whenever it's necessary.

I hope Mandy continues to do well, that you both have the incentive and opportunity to get out and enjoy the things that give you pleasure. The holidays will be upon us before we know it!

Many pleasant thoughts across the miles,

Marty

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There was problem with the previous hyperlink because I had updated with a new post, changing the web page address. I've re-entered the post to make a hyperlink that looks like the original one work: Homophones and near-homophones.

Regards,

"Irwin"

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Homophones and near-homophones.

The table below includes words from many lists of homonyms and homophones. Alan Cooper's Homonym List remains the ne plus ultra of such word lists and is the primary source for the words.

In general, I have left off alternative endings of base words (-s, -es, -ed, -ing, -ion, etc.) unless the extra letters result in homonyms that don't come up with the base word. For example, there's a row with ad and add, and also a row with, adds, ads, adz, and adze. Unless I have slipped up, the words appear in alphabetic order from top to bottom and from left to right.

As a usual practice, I've not bothered with alternative spellings of a given word. There are occasional exceptions -- such as adz and adze, and auntie and aunty. A few proper nouns are also included, primarily because they were given as homophones on sites I visited.

I'm not a big fan of Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, but I think I'll go along with some definitions from the 11th Edition:
homonym 1 c : one of two or more words spelled and pronounced alike but different in meaning (as the noun quail and the verb quail )

homophone 1 : one of two or more words pronounced alike but different in meaning or derivation or spelling (as the words to, too, two)

2 : a character or group of characters pronounced the same as another character or group.

While some dictionaries treat homonym and homophone as synonyms, I prefer this distinction for now: Homonyms may sound alike, while homophones are pronounced exactly the same -- or almost exactly the same.

The words grouped in yellow rows in the table below were on someone's list of homonyms, but I'm not convinced that all of the words in the groups sound sufficiently alike to be considered homophones. Those groups were moved from the primary list of homophones to the yellow list (yellow=caution) for special consideration. (Reminder to self: Google <sound-alikes> to find more words to add to the list. Possibly generate a separate list of confusables [confusibles?]. Is there a "rule" for using -able as a suffix rather than -ible?)

One thing I have concluded from this little amuse-myself exercise: The region of the country you're from affects what you consider to be words that sound alike. For instance, I was a bit put off when I first saw that whale was on some lists as a homophone (or homonym) for wail and wale. Not a homophone to my ear. But when I checked a couple of dictionary sites, I found that dropping the h sound was considered to be an acceptable alternative pronunciation.

I moved allusion, elusion, and illusion from the primary list to the yellow list mostly because of allusion. I don't see the ə (upside down e) (about, item, edible, gallop, circus) as being the same as the ĕ (short e) of pet or the ĭ (short i) of pit. I'll probably end up accepting the ĕ (short e) and ĭ (short i) as sufficiently homophonic in separate syllables to have an entry in the main table for elusion and illusion. I won't carry that too far, though; otherwise I might feel obliged to treat pet and pit as homophones, as well as pen and pin, etc. Doing that could make the list unmanageably long.

No doubt I'll end up being idiosyncratic about the words I consider to be homophones. That's because my choices will be based largely on how I have heard them pronounced all my life -- a unique combination of saying and hearing experienced only by me. Still, I'll list words as homophones if I find the same pronunciation for them in a reputable dictionary. That is, I won't rely just on what I hear and on my biases; I'll also refer to character-defined pronunciations and pronunciation keys in dictionaries.

I'm not making any promises that I will look up every word considered for my list: Access and excess may be confusing to someone for whom English is not her native language. Nevertheless, the words do not sound the same -- unless they're said by someone with a mouthful (or mouth full) of mush.

One word of particular interest to me from other lists was knick. Perhaps that's an acceptable alternative spelling of nick, but I didn't find it at either m-w.com or dictionary.com. If I had looked further, I might have found it's a real word. ("No definitions of knick were found in English.") I included the plural form in recognition of the New York Knicks basketball team, and in the process pulled in the additional word nix. I also violated my general rule and listed knickers and nickers, rather than knicker and nicker. Chalk it up as an idiosyncracy, if you will, but there's a rather obvious reason for my choice.

Double click on a word to see its definition and pronunciation. Using the script I ran across to do that may not fall under fair use provisions of copyright law. If this turns out to be anything other than a more or less private site, I may have to disable the feature. . . .

Rats ass, I have no idea why the table displays so far below this, but it's there if you look long enough. Just keep scrolling until you find it. I also have no idea why the blog description moves up after the Answers.com pop-up window displays. (The display problem can be cleared up by a page refresh.)

I'm a stickler about details, but am I enough of a nitpicker to try to get around these glitches? Probably not. . . . Then again. . . . It looks as if there might be an extra line feed for each row in the table. If so, that shouldn't be too hard to fix. . . . Yep, that was it, a result of the Convert line breaks option I chose as a formatting setting. The screwed-up version can be found below for now.



1Cariecarry

2Ceresseries

3Chilechilichilly
4Clausclauseclaws
5Crayscraze

6Euleroiler

7Flofloeflow
8Haroldherald

9Hayshaze

10Knicksnicksnix
11Marymarrymerry
12Maysmaizemaze
13Mrs.misses

14Pistelpistilpistol
15Polepolepoll
16Siouxsousue
17Thaitie

18Wacswaxwhacks
19Whigwig

20aeh

21acclamationacclimation

22actsax

23adadd

24addsadsadzadze
25adeaidaide
26adherenceadherents

27admittanceadmittants

28adolescenceadolescents

29aerieairy

30aeroarrow

31aidsaidesAIDS
32ailale

33airheir

34aisleI'llisle
35aitateeight
36allawl

37allowedaloud

38altaralter

39anAnn

40analystannalist

41antaunt

42anteantiauntieaunty
43apatiteappetite

44apposeoppose

45arare

46arcark

47ascentassent

48assistanceassistants

49attendanceattendants

50augeraugur

51aughtought

52auraloral

53auricleoracle

54awayaweigh

55awedodd

56awfuloffal

57axaxeacts?
58axelaxilaxle
59axesaxis

60ayeeyeI
61badbade

62bailbale

63baileebaileybailie
64bailerbailorbaler
65baitbate

66baizebaysbeys
67baldballedbawled
68ballbawl

69balmbomb

70bandbanned

71bandsbannsbans
72bardbarred

73barebear

74barkbarque

75basalbasil

76basebass

77basedbaste

78baskbasque

79batbatt

80baudbawd

81baybey

82bazaarbizarre

83bebee

84beachbeech

85beanbeen

86beatbeet

87beaubow

88beautbutte

89beerbier

90beetlebetel

91belBelbellbelle
92belligerencebelligerents

93benzenebenzine

94bergburg

95bergerburgerburgher
96berrybury

97berthbirth

98betterbettor

99bightbitebyte
100billedbuild

101birdburdburred
102bitbitt

103bizarrebazaar

104blendblende

105blewblue

106bloatblote

107blocblock

108boarBoerbore
109boardbored

110boarderborder

111bocksbox

112bodebowed

113bogeybogiebogy
114boldbolledbowled
115bolderboulder

116bolebollbowl
117boosbooze

118booteebootiebooty
119bornbornebournbourne
120boroughburroburrow
121boughbow

122boybuoy

123brabraw

124braebray

125braidbrayed

126brainbrane

127braisebraysbraze
128brakebreak

129breachbreech

130breadbred

131bredebreed

132brewsbruise

133bridalbridle

134broachbrooch

135broodbrewed

136browsbrowse

137brrburr

138buccalbuckle

139bundtbunt

140burgerburgher

141busbuss

142bussedbust

143butbutt

144buybybye
145buyerbyre

146cachecash

147cachoucashew

148calendarcalender

149calixcalyx

150callcaulcawlcol
151callercollar

152callouscallus

153camKam

154can'tcant

155canapecanopy

156caneCain

157cannoncanon

158cantercantor

159canvascanvass

160capitalcapitol

161caratcaretcarrotkarat
162cariescarries

163carolcarrel

164carpalcarpel

165cartcartekart
166caskcasque

167castcaste

168castercastor

169caudalcaudle

170causecaws

171caykeyquay
172cedarseeder

173cedeseed

174ceeseasee
175ceilsealseel
176celcellsell
177cellarseller

178censecentsscentssense
179censercensorsensor
180censussenses

181centscentsent
182centsscentssense
183ceresearseersere
184cerealserial

185cessionsession

186chalkchock

187chancechants

188chardcharred

189charycherry

190chasedchaste

191cheapcheep

192cheapercheeper

193checkCzech

194chewschoose

195chicsheik

196chilichillyChile
197choirquire

198cholercollar

199choralcoral

200choralecorral

201chordcordcored
202chordatecordate

203chottshotshott
204choughchuff

205chronicalchronicle

206chuteshoot

207cirrusserous

208citesightsite
209clackclaque

210clauseclaws

211clewclue

212clickcliqueklick
213climbclime

214closeclothes

215coalkohl

216coaledcold

217coarsecorsecourse
218coatcote

219coaxcokes

220cockscoxCox
221coddlingcodling

222coffercougher

223coigncoinquoin
224collardcollared

225colonelkernel

226comecum

227competencecompetents

228complacencecomplaisance

229complacentcomplaisant

230complementcompliment

231concededconceited

232conchconk

233concordconquered

234continencecontinents

235coocoup

236coopcoupe

237copescopse

238coppedcopt

239coquetcoquette

240corecorps

241correspondencecorrespondents

242cosherkosher

243cosigncosine

244couleecooliecoolly
245councilcounsel

246councillorcounselor

247cousincozen

248cowardcoweredcowherd
249craftkraft

250crapecrepe

251craterkrater

252creakcreek

253crewedcrude

254crewelcruel

255crewscruisecruscruse
256cubicalcubicle

257cubitqubit

258cueKewquequeue
259currantcurrent

260cursercursor

261cygnetsignet

262cymbalsymbol

263damdamn

264dawndon

265daysdaze

266deandene

267deardeer

268deemdeme

269delinquencedelinquents

270densedents

271dentaldentil

272dependencedependents

273descentdissent

274deviancedeviants

275deviserdivisor

276dewdodue
277deweddude

278diedye

279dinedyne

280diredyer

281discdisk

282discreetdiscrete

283discusseddisgust

284dissidencedissidents

285djinnginjinn
286dodoedough
287docdock

288doesdoughsdoze
289donedunDunne
290donjondungeon

291dostdust

292draftdraught

293dramdrachm

294draydrey

295droopdrupe

296dualduel

297duckedduct

298dyeingdying

299e'erereerr
300earnerneurn
301eaveeve

302elicitillicit

303emergeimmerge

304eminentimmanentimminent
305ensureinsure

306epicepoch

307equivalenceequivalents

308eruptirrupt

309eunuchsUnix

310eweyewyou
311ewesuseyews
312existenceexistents

313eyedI'dide
314eyeletislet

315factsfax

316faillefilephial
317fainfanefeign
318faintfeint

319fairfare

320fairyferry

321fakerfakir

322farrowpharaoh

323fatefete

324faunfawn

325fauxfoe

326fayFayefey
327faysfazephase
328fearfere

329featfeet

330fendsfens

331fernfirn

332feruleferrule

333fetedfetid

334feudalfutile

335fewphew

336fillsfils

337filterphilter

338findfined

339finishFinnish

340firfur

341fisherfissure

342flacksflax

343flairflare

344fleaflee

345flecksflex

346flewfluflue
347flocksphlox

348floeflow

349flourflower

350foaledfold

351forforefour
352forbearforebear

353foregoforgo

354forewordforward

355fortforte

356forthfourth

357foulfowl

358fraidfrayed

359francfrank

360fraysphrase

361freesfreezefrieze
362friarfryer

363fungousfungus

364fursfurze

365fussedfust

366gaffgaffe

367gagegauge

368gaitgate

369galleygally

370gallopgalop

371gamblegambol

372ganggangue

373gaysgaze

374geljell

375genejean

376gibejibe

377gildgilledguild
378giltguilt

379glairglare

380glutenousglutinous

381gnawnaw

382gneissnice

383gnomicnomic

384gnuknewnewnu
385gnusnews

386goaledgold

387godgaud

388goredgourd

389gorillaguerrilla

390gradegrayed

391graftgraphed

392grategreat

393graysgraze

394greaseGreece

395greavegrieve

396grillgrille

397gripgrippe

398grislygristlygrizzly
399groangrown

400grocergrosser

401guessedguest

402guideguyed

403guiseguys

404gunnelgunwale

405gymJim

406hailhale

407hairhare

408hairierharrier

409hairyharry

410halehail

411hallhaul

412halvehave

413handsomehansom

414hangarhanger

415hardyhearty

416hartheart

417hayhey

418he'dheed

419he'llhealheelhill
420hearhere

421heardherd

422heighhihiehigh
423heroinheroine

424hertzhurts

425hewhueHugh
426hidehied

427higherhire

428himhymn

429hoarhoerwhore
430hoardhordewhored
431hoarsehorse

432hoeho

433hoeshoshose
434holdholed

435holewhole

436holeyholywholly
437hoopwhoop

438hostelhostile

439hourour

440humerushumorous

441hurdlehurtle

442idleidolidylidyll
443ileumilium

444impassableimpassible

445impatienceimpatiens

446ininn

447incink

448incidenceincidents

449inciteinsight

450independenceindependents

451indictindite

452indigenceindigents

453innocenceinnocents

454instanceinstants

455intenseintents

456it'sits

457jamjamb

458jeweljoule

459jinksjinx

460jugglerjugular

461knapnap

462knavenave

463kneadneedkneed
464knickersnickers

465knightnightnite
466knitnit

467knobnob

468knocknock

469knotnaughtnot
470knownoNoh
471knowsno'snoesnose
472laagerlager

473laclack

474lackslax

475ladderlatter

476lainlane

477lairlayer

478lamlamb

479lamallama

480lapslapse

481laselayslazeleis
482laserlazar

483layleiley
484lealeeLi
485leachleech

486leadled

487leaderliederliter
488leaflief

489leakleek

490leanlien

491leasedleast

492lendslens

493lessenlesson

494lesserlessor

495leveelevy

496liablelibel

497liarlyre

498lichenliken

499lickerliquor

500lickerishlicorice

501lielye

502lieulooLou
503lighteninglightning

504limblimn

505linchlynch

506linkslynx

507literallittoral

508lolow

509loadlodelowed
510loanlone

511lochlock

512lochslockslox
513loonlune

514looploupe

515looslose

516lootlute

517machmock

518mademaid

519magnatemagnet

520mailmale

521mainmane

522malemail

523mallmaulmawlmoll
524mannermanor

525marcmarkmarque
526marqueemarquis

527marshalmarshallmartial
528massedmast

529memi

530meanmien

531meatmeetmete
532medalmeddlemetalmettle
533men'smends

534mewlmule

535mewsmuse

536mightmite

537mincemints

538mindmined

539minerminor

540missalmissile

541missedmist

542moanmown

543moatmote

544modemowed

545moirémoray

546moomoue

547moodmooed

548moormoremower
549moosemousse

550moralmorel

551mornmourn

552musclemussel

553mussedmust

554mustardmustered

555navalnavel

556nayneeneigh
557neepneap

558nonenun

559oohowe
560oaro'erorore
561odderotter

562odeowed

563onewon

564oohsooze

565ordinanceordnance

566overdooverdue

567overseasoversees

568pacedpaste

569packedpact

570paeanpeon

571pailpale

572painpane

573pairparepayerpear
574palatepalettepalletpallette
575pallPaulpawl
576parishperish

577parityparody

578passablepassible

579passedpast

580patiencepatients

581pausepaws

582peapee

583peacepiece

584peakpeekpique
585pealpeel

586pearlPerlpurl
587peaspeasepees
588pedalpeddlepetal
589peerpier

590pencelpencilpensil
591pendpenned

592pendantpendent

593pendspens

594penitencepenitents

595perpurr

596petitpetty

597petrelpetrol

598phosphorousphosphorus

599pipie

600picapika

601pickspixpyx
602picnicpyknic

603pidginpigeon

604piecedpiste

605pincherpinscher

606pinionpinon

607placeplaice

608plainplane

609plaitplate

610planarplaner

611plantarplanter

612pleasplease

613pleuralplural

614ploughplow

615plumplumb

616pockspox

617polarpoler

618polepoll

619policlinicpolyclinic

620politicpolitick

621poorporepour
622populacepopulous

623portPorte

624praiseprayspreys
625prayprey

626precedenceprecedentspresidents
627presencepresents

628pridepried

629prierpriorpryer
630priespriseprize
631princeprints

632principalprinciple

633profitprophet

634prosprose

635psaltersalter

636psisigh

637pupalpupil

638putteeputty

639quartsquartz

640queanqueen

641quincequints

642rabbetrabbit

643rackwrack

644racketracquet

645radicalradicle

646railrale

647rainreignrein
648raiseraysraze
649raiserrazor

650rancorranker

651rapwrap

652rappedraptwrapped
653rayre

654readred

655readredereed
656realreel

657recedereseed

658receiptreseat

659reckwreck

660recksrexwrecks
661reekwreak

662referencereferents

663rendswrens

664residenceresidents

665resinateresonate

666resistersresistors

667restwrest

668retchwretch

669reviewrevue

670rheumroom

671rheumyroomieroomy
672rhoroerow
673rhumbrum

674rhymerime

675riggerrigor

676rightritewrightwrite
677ringwring

678riseryes

679roadroderowed
680roamRome

681rocrock

682roerow

683roilroyal

684roleroll

685roodruderued
686roomerrumor

687rootroute

688roserows

689rotwrought

690rotewrote

691roughruff

692rouserows

693routroute

694rouxrue

695rowedroderoad
696ruesruse

697rungwrung

698ryewry

699sacsack

700sachetsashay

701sackssax

702sailsale

703saneseine

704saversavor

705sawedsod

706scarfscarph

707sceneseen

708scentssense

709scullskull

710seasee

711sealseel

712seamseem

713seamensemen

714searseer

715seasseesseize
716seasonseisinseizin
717sectssex

718seekSikh

719serfsurf

720sergesurge

721setsett

722sewsosoesow
723sewersuer

724shakesheik

725she'llshill

726shearsheer

727sheaveshiv

728shewshow

729shiershyershire
730shoeshoo

731shoneshown

732shuddershutter

733sicsick

734sicssix

735sidesighed

736sighersire

737sighssize

738signsine

739sinksyncsynch
740slaysleigh

741sleavesleeve

742sleightslight

743slewsloughslue
744sloeslow

745soarsore

746soaredsword

747sockssox

748solsolesoul
749solacesoulless

750soldsoledsouled
751somesum

752sonsun

753sootsuit

754sordidsorted

755spadespayed

756spoorspore

757staffstaph

758staidstayed

759stairstare

760stakesteak

761staticestatus

762stationarystationery

763stealsteel

764stepsteppe

765stilestyle

766stoopstoup

767storeystory

768straightstrait

769succorsucker

770suedeswayed

771suitesweet

772summarysummery

773sundaeSunday

774tacettacit

775tachtack

776tackedtact

777tackstax

778tailtale

779tailertailor

780tapertapir

781taretear

782tarryterry

783taughttaut

784taupetope

785tauttaught

786teateeti
787teamteem

788teartier

789teasteasetees
790tennertenor

791tensetents

792ternterneturn
793ternaryturnery

794thethee

795theirtherethey're
796threwthrough

797throethrow

798thronethrown

799thymetime

800tictick

801tidaltitle

802tiertiretyer
803tightentitan

804timbertimbre

805totootwo
806toadtoedtowed
807tocsintoxin

808toetow

809toketoque

810toldtolled

811toletoll

812tontonnetun
813tonguetung

814tooltulle

815toontune

816tortore

817torttorte

818toughtuff

819toughedtuft

820trackedtract

821traytrey

822troopTrouptroupe
823troopertrouper

824trussedtrust

825tuckstux

826udderutter

827undoundue

828vailvaleveil
829vainvanevein
830valancevalence

831valiancevaliants

832variancevariants

833vellumvelum

834veraciousvoracious

835verdureverger

836versesversus

837vialvileviol
838vicevise

839villainvillein

840viscousviscus

841wadeweighed

842wailwalewhale
843wainwaneWayne
844waistwaste

845waitweight

846waivewave

847walkwok

848wantwon'twont
849warwore

850wardwarred

851warewearwhere
852warnworn

853warranteewarranty?

854warshipworship

855wartwort

856warywherry

857wattwhat

858waxwhacks

859wayweighwhey
860wewee

861we'dweed

862we'llwealwhealwheel
863we'reweir

864we'veweave

865weakweek

866wealdwheeledwield
867weanween

868wearwhere

869weatherwetherwhether
870weldwelled

871wenwhenwhinwin
872werewhir

873wetwhet

874whichwitch

875whilewile

876whiledwild

877whinewine

878whinedwindwined
879whirledwhorledworld
880whirredword

881whitwit

882whitewightwite
883whitherwither

884who'swhose

885whoawoe

886whywye

887whyswise

888windswins

889won'twont

890woodwould

891worstwurst

892y'allyawl

893yackyak

894yokeyolk

895yoreyouryou're
896you'llyule

1001accedeexceed

1002accelexcel

1003accentascent

1004acceptexcept

1005additionedition

1006adviceadvise

1007affecteffect

1008alludeelude

1009allusionelusionillusion
1010allusiveelusiveillusive
1011amendemend

1012arranterrant

1013aureoleoriole

1014barrelberyl

1015basesbasisbasses
1016beenbin

1017bergleburgle

1018besotbesought

1019bobbinbobbing

1020bouillonbullion

1021broombrougham

1022caughtcot

1023comedycomity

1024deferencedifference

1025defusediffuse

1026depravationdeprivation

1027disbursedisperse

1028dowagerdowitcher

1029extravaganceextravagants

1030failfaille

1031ferrateferret

1032fillfaille

1033finallyfinely

1034floorfluor

1035formallyformerly

1036gnawednod

1037gorgeousgorges

1038guaranteeguaranty

1039hallohallow

1040hammockhummock

1041inequityiniquity

1042ingenuousingenious

1043lineamentliniment

1044picturepitcher

1045plaintiffplaintive

1046poperypotpourri

1047roarrower

1048shoresure

1049stalkstock

1050surplicesurplus

1051talesmantalisman

1052tendstens

1053tensertensor

1054therefortherefore

1055tradertraitor

1056varyvery

1057virtuvirtue



Feedback on including or removing words from the table is welcome -- just be gentle with me. I make no claim to being a word maven, just a word lover.

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